Same joke, different year

By joleezad5 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Nixa

Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML
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sirsquab 12

I first read it as he farts anytime an athlete farts or jumps over and thought, WTF, how does he fart so much.

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stej1985 3

one can only hope he fails on the follow through. although it would be funnier if he didnt

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TheSasmaster 9

Sounds like something my dad would do as well :D

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ScarletBloom 14

He has his own farting marathon as well.

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MyaaBayyBee 6

Just don't watch it with him . Go to a different room.

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VictoriaaGreenn 4

Farts are the funniest things. I wish your dad was my dad haha!

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perdix 29

And just how many of these fart noises does he imitate with his mouth, and how many are authentic. Smells like a game of Russian roulette.

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br0ccoli 14

I see he's puffing on his rectal cigar. Gross.

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krazykat117 4

Omg, that SOOOOO sucks. I would know. My dad and brothers do the same, and I just DIE. That's why I stay away from them...really sorry OP. Good luck..

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