Family, Sports and Farts: Same joke, different year

Same joke, different year

By joleezad5 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Nixa

Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML

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MrLuvinmalife 6

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:07

Your dad is awesome!!

sirsquab 12

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:08

I first read it as he farts anytime an athlete farts or jumps over and thought, WTF, how does he fart so much.

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Wiebeski19 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 11:57

Olympics is not 4 weeks it's 16 days

Shade1982 20

Friday 10 May 2013 13:04

Where did you see 4 weeks? I see FEW weeks...

Peachy2392 26

Monday 11 November 2013 7:32

Hahaha that's funny, not an fml.

cacheson 41

Tuesday 3 August 2021 0:27

I feel like I remember reading this FML during the last Olympics…

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