Poopy

By pandaface - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, to wipe his crack, my boyfriend is still using a newspaper that I left there when he first started refusing to buy toilet paper. FML
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mosquito19 14

your standard for boyfriend is way too low

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prinzess_fml 25

yeah but, why don't you just buy it yourself then?

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murmurssss 0

i agree. dump him, you dont want to smell ass crack whenever you go near him. blegh!

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kritz0 10

Why dump him? You're a ******* chick if your at his house and you use the washroom regularly...shouldn't you be responsible for half the cost of toilet paper? You realize most males do not use the toilet paper when they pee right? So even if you aren't ******** at his house you are using the same amount of toilet paper as him, for when you pee, for when he takes a dump.

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DumDum999 0

he's just expressing his feelings for the press

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MrsDruidess 23

nasty and ridiculous! RUN OP!! this is not a grown man

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Arraggatis 0

That's a good one! I think I laughed for a good 0 seconds there. While the "shitty" jokes are old, this one is just trying too hard.

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SmallTownCutie 0

don't be a bitch. the joke made me smile(:

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theten_fml 9

better for the enviornment.

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OceanBreathesSal 5

oh it is being recycled, because he I reusing it again, again and again :)

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meowmeowwkitty 0

do you live in a hippie commune? or maybe a tent in the woods.... then yeah I see this happening

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aliaskis 3

Is he just trying to save money? Why nit just bring toilet paper home from work? That's when you know you're really poor.

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Jimboom 11

Hope it is one of those newspapers where the ink doesn't come off on. Otherwise could end up with some interesting skid marks on his tighty whiteys.

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mosquito19 14

your standard for boyfriend is way too low

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blue4life 0

At least he isn't doing it with towels.

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