yeah but, why don't you just buy it yourself then?

i agree. dump him, you dont want to smell ass crack whenever you go near him. blegh!

Why dump him? You're a fucking chick if your at his house and you use the washroom regularly...shouldn't you be responsible for half the cost of toilet paper? You realize most males do not use the toilet paper when they pee right? So even if you aren't shitting at his house you are using the same amount of toilet paper as him, for when you pee, for when he takes a dump.

he's just expressing his feelings for the press

nasty and ridiculous! RUN OP!! this is not a grown man

Dude I look exactly like you!! if that is you on the pic

long lost twin brother is that you?!

I don't think he resembles Jesus at all

That's a good one! I think I laughed for a good 0 seconds there. While the "shitty" jokes are old, this one is just trying too hard.

don't be a bitch. the joke made me smile(:

Only if the newspaper is REcycled !

oh it is being recycled, because he I reusing it again, again and again :)

do you live in a hippie commune? or maybe a tent in the woods.... then yeah I see this happening

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so true! lol

lmao