Poopy

By pandaface - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, to wipe his crack, my boyfriend is still using a newspaper that I left there when he first started refusing to buy toilet paper. FML
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mosquito19 14

your standard for boyfriend is way too low

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wolfbadger 2

and you're still going out with him? YDI!

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jolieblonde_fml 0

this is just really, really disgusting. gross.

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ohdarlindearest 0

I refuse to believe this. using newspaper would probably give you a nasty cut there.

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LilaBear 1

... no it wouldn't. In fact I'd say newspaper is the sort of paper least likely to deliver a papercut.

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underguarded 20

Get a new boyfriend . If he's that lazy when wiping his ass , I can only imagine what else he's lazy at.

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screamo_neve 12

Why is he refusing to use toilet paper? Either way, he's using trees... If that has anything to do with it.

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kritz0 10

He isn't refusing to use it. Dumbass.

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2sad2bad 2

Why are you still describing this looser as "my boyfriend"?

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LilEinstein 0

*GASP* I dont ******* care!! how is this bad on YOU anyway? it's HIS crack.

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