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Loner This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff Paramus, United States

Playa

Today, my buddy congratulated me on getting a girl's phone number written on my arm. I was too embarrassed to tell him it was the number I needed to find my furniture at IKEA. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Glowworm56 27

There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.

RichardPencil 32

Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.

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RichardPencil 32

Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.

really_dad? 14

They have some pretty sexy Ikea workers these days

Tripartita 45

At least it wasn’t the number of your local Wendy’s’; that could’ve added another layer of confusion.

Glowworm56 27

There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.

ARISKomuniszt 24

Well you sit on dates too...