By eddiemusicjazz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Azusa
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Maybe you're one of those weird people with more than two pairs of shoes (one for wearing, one for backup!) but how do you do things like replacing ID, cancelling debit cards etc. without noticing that your wallet is in your shoe?!
I'm sorry, but my Idiot-English Translation Engine is just itching for some use. I've never had to use it on an FML before, but this one is atrocious. *whir* *click* *bzzzz* *DING* "Today, a week after I lost my wallet, replaced the majority of my ID cards, canceled my debit card, and went to the DMV and paid for a replacement driver's license, I found my wallet. It was in my shoe. FML" There. Much better.