Now you know

By FuckfaceSteve - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Chester-le-street

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 287
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If she's that much of a bitch, it's a good thing you're not involved

What did you send her


Well someone's a bitch.

No, this is Patrick.

Guard_Babe 19

"Six callers ahead of us, Jimmy."

Maybe it was her crazy jealous boyfriend who sent it.

Maybe it's Mayballine

This looks like a comment thread I would see on Tumblr

tiptoppc 16

Maybe it’s methamphetamine!

If she's that much of a bitch, it's a good thing you're not involved

We don't know the full story. We tend to side with OP but he could have very easily been harassing her/ not leaving her alone, or just being flat out rude.

tiptoppc 16

Dick picks can cause this too!

Sounds like you could do a lot better!

What did you send her

nonsensical 26

i was wondering the same thing... either he truly deserved that or she's just a bitch! on to the next one, OP

"Ay baby, any nudes?" Surprised she didn't open up to that text, it was very gentlemanly.

jeeze thats a bit harsh

Looks like you'd do better to pursue someone else. She doesn't sound suuuper nice.

Honestly, I don't know if this is a FML or YDI... did you do something that could have annoyed her? If not, she's a bitch... not worth your time

Yeah, I have to wonder the content of the text, as well as how he got her number.

Don't let the bitches get you down dude

I think this should tell you once and for all that she doesn't't feel the same about you. Time to move on, she doesn't sound like someone you need to waste any amount of time on. Speaking as a parent, you can do much better.

Why was the parent thing necessary?

I think a headbutt is in order here