Money and Love: Nervous? - FML

Nervous?

By Ashley - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. They jokingly asked me if I was only with him for his money. I didn't hear them properly so I just smiled and nodded. They now think I'm a gold digging bitch. FML

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KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:17

You walked into that one.

pmadNess 16

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:21

That's a pretty crappy joke for a first meeting. I find them to be the pretentious bitches. If they were joking, wouldn't they take your response as joking also?

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TonyRuckus 5

Tuesday 11 September 2012 20:39

this should be a lesson well served to not agree to things u either dont understand or cant hear! u poor girl i feel for u

Nyo84 8

Tuesday 23 April 2013 20:58

And that's why I think it's better to look stupid asking someone to repeat the question than it is to look stupid with your foot in your mouth. Hope everything smoothed over, OP

ryanator008 23

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:20

I do that sometimes. It only makes the joke funnier.

Andrei I 9

Saturday 17 February 2018 15:09

well, are you??

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