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Mean streets

Today, I got called a "f***ing b**ch" by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

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leadrunner751 3

Eminem Jr.?

That kid needs discipline.

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I_I_I_I_I_I 0

Wow-where do you teach?? The bronx?? And what nice parents...

lol modern culture

surrogatefather 0

you probably deserved it then if it was a 5 year old

hugsandlove 0

you people are idiots for saying this person is a b****, he/she is doing their job, and you laugh because a 5 year is taking after all of you. i think it's sad that our society has become so accustom to this crap, now it's acceptable now for a 5 year year old to use this absolutely foul language. I am a 16 year old high school student and i don't even go so low as to talk like that. Seriously, you guys need to grow up.

Chelsee45 5

lmfao

DDiamonds 0

that kid is headed for trouble. must be hearing that at home from the parents or older sibling. Gotta nip that phrase in the bud now. Despite all the slipping of such words from many around my son, he never repeated anything 'till he was 13 and I appaled at his mouth. get that kindergartener on the right track now b/c it will just get worse as they get older

thezone 0

Fist of all, what did you do so that the kid would even say that? If you didn't do anything, you better get the principal and the kid's parents/guardians on the phone ASAP

Jsalcedo23 0

what has this country come to? *sigh

lol, kids these days.

hit that little bastard... sock full of oranges doesn't leave of bruise but damn sure gets the message across. just make sure u say it's snack time before u do it because that would just be hilarious