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Today, I got called a "f***ing b**ch" by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

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leadrunner751 3

Eminem Jr.?

That kid needs discipline.

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the kid has a point!

KeenJane 9

hahaha this exact thing happened to me a few years back, the kid was 5 and I was his nanny. he later, very calmly, told me "it's okay if the person IS a f***ing a**hole."

This kid needs to be out of school, counseled with his parents, and not let back in until he apologizes. I agree, there is a disturbing trend in this direction. I was at a party this PM and heard a girl about seven say to her father, "It's over here, stupid." His sole response was to tell her older sister, "Christie has a bad attitude." Great goddess! I would have been black and blue! While that isn't the solution, I think intervention and perhaps a time-out away from the party would have been appropriate here.

kindergarteners say stuff like that all the time

silentsniper441 0

did you pwn his ass?

SHINeeGirl 0

Ah, children.

blabbity_blah 0

I blame music and television.

Actually #204, the plural of "you" is "you". In English, there is no distinction between second person singular and plural pronouns. Further, the correct way to say something like "you all need to chill out" is "all of you need to chill out." :P

lexxiii 17

The poor student! There's no doubt they learned those words from their parents. I would have a conversation with them about language at home...

phishophobia 0

were you being a bitch