unloved
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Lonely boy
Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML
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lovestrong 0
Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)
perdix 29
If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.
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IWABO2_ 0
Happy happy happy birthday. I moderated this one too ;D
twinny_sc 13
Congratulations.
twinny_sc 13
Comment bug sucks.
MAGNAVOX 0
Huh ?
FYLminerocks 7
That's what I was thinking too. I mean OP purposely would have to avoid people to have no friends.
twinny_sc 13
If it makes you feel any better my birthday was awesome.
IWABO2_ 0
lol i don't think it will make him feel better.
twinny_sc 13
It should. I had a great time and so did my friends. OP is just being selfish.
IWABO2_ 0
yea i know thats why i said it won't make the op feel better
cmad1 0
happy birthday!!!! today's my friends birthday to.
evilshade 0
You should be thanking your boss, ungrateful prick.
Brendita 0
**** you
Brendita 0
**** you
77taylah33 0
the boss didn't even say happy birthday!
stun23 8
happy birthday :D its mine today also ^^ 14th ftw.
IWABO2_ 0
happy birthday #22 :D
zp5 4
happy birthday! you are now one year closer to death!!!
77taylah33 0
HAPPY BIRTHDY!!!!=)
stun23 8
Thanks guys lol :D
lana1316 0
awww happy bday! fyi i was on crutches on my bday
zakkyzebra 11
I clapped
jovani 0
haha you suck at life so hard
cmad1 0
22- happy birthday! mines was last week.
perdix 29
If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.
FFML_314 11
Tsk Tsk, Perdix!
perdix 29
I'm not saying that's what I'd do. I'm just sayin' . . .
dangerdale 0
Hahahahaha no one likes you