Lil Tooth

By randomusername99 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft, relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot, and it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleaned to the sound of bullets going off. FML
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klorehore 24

No one will suspect a thing when the bullets do go off for real, master plan!

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mpsteve137 15

Good thing he's not playin heavy metal, you might start head banging while getting your teeth drilled! Yikes!!

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AnalSpelunking 19

When my dad was a kid, his inebriated dentist drilled through his cheek. So in comparison, rap doesn't seem so bad :-)

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Enslaved 36

"All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money"

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SarajanSiva 2

M.I.A isn't exactly rap last time I checked

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

You could try asking your dentist to change the music, OP. I'm sure he'd understand that not everyone likes rap. Or find a different dentist altogether.

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mike7800 8

its alright if you were getting gold teeth

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WhatsYOURname6 25

That's rather strange considering rap usually isn't to everyone's taste.. Might stop him talking to you though! There's nothing worse than a dentist who asks you questions constantly while his hands are in your mouth!

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cryssycakesx3 22

yeah but instead of talking he freestyles to him.

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Smoothiemuch 8

lmao sorry OP but that is hilarious! I would prefer your dentist, mine is interested in Justin Bieber's songs because his granddaughter loves it. Good grandpa but not dentist.

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DylanHasClass 17

Could be worst. Could of been dub-step

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brandoneyez1 25

Going to the dentist is nerve racking enough... Now bullets too.

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