Kids, Health, Accident and Holidays: Life's a beach

Life's a beach

By MICHAELTHEA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I tripped. I was about to land on a kid's sandcastle, so I tried to dodge by leaning left to avoid it. Before I hit the ground, I noticed the many rocks I was heading for. FML

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You deserved it 4 444

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Top comments

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:09

at least you have a kind soul.

xlord 27

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:09

no good deed goes unpunished!!!!!

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AaliyahMorgan143 5

Thursday 12 July 2012 7:10

Aww your nice :) but sorry about the rocks :/

Tyrone78G 3

Saturday 15 December 2012 6:51

You assessed and made all those decisions in the space of an uncontrolled fall?!

loborose22 6

Wednesday 19 December 2012 3:55

Stuck between some rocks and a sandy place!

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 23 April 2014 12:35

It was a nice thought! Im sure the kid appreciated it.

momo3p 22

Monday 14 March 2016 17:35

Steppin on the beach ROOTOOTOOTOO

Fred Eze 14

Wednesday 22 June 2022 8:16

Talk about stuck between a rock and a sand place

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Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

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Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest, ugliest man at the table looked me over then stared at my chest. He then started to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML

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Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML

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You deserved it 6 982

Today, I got to watch how easy it is to break into my flat, after I locked myself out and went to my neighbour for help. He used a blunt pencil. FML

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You deserved it 3 720

Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 35 059

Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 430

You deserved it 4 109

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 068

You deserved it 9 528

Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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