Kids, Health, Accident and Holidays: Life's a beach - FML

Life's a beach

By MICHAELTHEA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I tripped. I was about to land on a kid's sandcastle, so I tried to dodge by leaning left to avoid it. Before I hit the ground, I noticed the many rocks I was heading for. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:09

at least you have a kind soul.

xlord 27

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:09

no good deed goes unpunished!!!!!

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mofo123 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 20:33

wow that sounds like you were falling in slow-mo if you noticed all that

KymanxStenny 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 20:50

Ouch...

broomhildo 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 21:28

Well you tried.

HailsMM 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 21:41

how can you change directions when you're falling..?

Rednic 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 22:29

FYL, but great reflexes. Guess that training paid off, Rocky.

ilovemeoke 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 22:35

you are a great person :)

looptyloop98 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:21

Thank you for sacrificing your health for a young and creative individual. You're a great person! :)

SlenderMan_fml 6

Friday 22 July 2011 0:50

were hanging out with slenderman who was...

josh5634 0

Friday 22 July 2011 0:52

Let me get this straight, you tripped and swerved to the left and noticed you were about to hit some rocks WHILE typing this. That's not an fml, that's called beast mode!

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 22 July 2011 5:05

what he forgot to mention is that he's *still* falling. right now. that's how good he is.

jbello43 0

Friday 22 July 2011 2:20

I hope u look at it And laugh cuz that's funny. as long as u werent hurt that bad anyway

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