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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Hebron, United States

Joe Smooth

Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL

From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.

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derpy_batman 4

So close...... Yet so far