Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hebron, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML
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oicu812xD 16
You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL
Palirose 22
From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.
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MuseFan1991 14
iv been elbowed in the face on a first date when the guy tried to put his arm round me. its a good ice breaker i suppose
Capt_Obvious 11
Fine motor skills are a turn on, just saying.
MetalOcelot 5
Haha, at least you'll have a funny story to tell later :) and if you make it to the second date, you could give her some safety glasses as a gag gift~
zebrastars 5
Did you kiss it better?!
Inked0803 12
First dates are always awkward
doctorcrap 1
Just laugh and have a good time
LizHoy24 5
dont worry. I'm sure if you explained she would be flattered by what you were trying to do. especially if the date was going well to begin with
Katty1991 2
That's awesome! Lol
Cass_x 22
Don't worry. My current boyfriend once elbowed me in the eye, we're almost together for half a year now (: I'm sure she'll notice you were just trying to be sweet :)
baconator666 11
I've done that, too. It never works, don't even try it.