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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Saint Paul, United States

Jesus is my social media manager

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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sarahlove281 4

You've got to be ******* kidding me. This is where she has her priorities? You seriously need to talk with her.

For shaaaaame

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I feel like a dislike buttom would solve a lot of problems on Facebook.

The attention ****** would just disable it.

reimichele 8

To people who are actually Christians, stuff like this can be boderline offensive.

Striking a child in this instance may be okay..

gregkingsley 4

Why will girls do almost anything to feel accepted?

echosaints 5

Facebook is the anti Christ tho...

carcinoGenecist 0

No, you have to make another Satan page. That'll get you a ton of likes and hate from Christians, it's the opposite for what she's doing. SMOKE METH HAIL SATAN

Teenagers need to pull their head of their ass.

Lol wow. That's actually funny xD

Bigmoneyshotz 0

OMFG! What us this world coming to!

That's sad... Sorry dude.