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By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
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newburton13 26

The male ape will protect anything it deems his with great prejudice to any potential competitors. In other words, dude has serious self-esteem issues or a very unhappy girlfriend.

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Schiffy 18

Look, it's the generic "I was totally there and you can't prove I wasn't because I'm a random person on the internet" comment.

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rawlings123 17

actually i think the glasses made it worse. They probably left a mark near his eye

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fargen 21

The guy that punched you needs to grow up and not be a little insecure baby. plus I would press charges for assault.

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TogeBara 12

Time for the old fashioned law suit. You can't just assault someone for looking at a friend or girlfriend. I'd have his ass arrested, no doubt.

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crazydave1998 6

i would've beat his ass then asked out his gf right in front of him

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Thunderstruck14 30

Wow. Why so violent, humans? If he couldn't even see the guy's eyes, he shouldn't have jumped to conclusions and punched an innocent stranger! I mean, I'm glad he wants to protect the person he loves, but that doesn't mean punching a stranger for thinking he's looking at her. That is just so ridiculous. The only time its okay to punch a stranger is if they're being violent and attempting to physically harm someone.

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purochiwas1 9

Dammmm, Jelouse Much???

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arianaxoxo 8

If I were the girl I'd be embarrassed that my bf's such a dick

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