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Dog fart This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

It's a gas gas gas

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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hahah don't know what to say.

this might be the funniest fml i have ever read. good work.

xPGxTigerx19x 0

Dude you got fart blasted by your dog, sucks to be you OP

Wow, FYL indeed.

Hahaha but that's not an FML more like a ThatWasAnnoying. Today, my dog farted and I smelled it. TWA

lol that's hilarious fyl

Hahahahahahahahaha! Favorited!

Wow that was ******* hilarious HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.