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This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Invasion
Today, I came home to carpenter ants coming out from under my baseboards. I went out and bought bait traps and now there are flying ants coming out of the woodwork. If I try to sleep, they crawl on me. FML
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ThrottleJockey 36
Carpenter ants like to burrow in damp wood. You may have a water leak somewhere.
CrazedSanity 17
There's only one solution here, clearly. You must burn down your house. Godspeed.
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CrazedSanity 17
There's only one solution here, clearly. You must burn down your house. Godspeed.
ThrottleJockey 36
Carpenter ants like to burrow in damp wood. You may have a water leak somewhere.
Dave_Davington 35
Wow, that is so uncalled for. You should sit down and have a serious talk with those ants.
acmariner99 25
Getting ant-sy are we?
Madrias 36
Give it a day and you really will have ants in your pants.
bazoo42 25
Flying ants are actually termites. Call an exterminator ASAP.
Charlie Given 28
most species of ants grow wings once to twice a year and fly off to start new colonies
Charlie Given 28
if you have carpenter ants then you have a lot of other issues time to call an exterminator and an inspector to come check out your house, carpenter ants like damp moldy places to live
boopingsnoot 25
Go to a camping store and purchase a mosquito net for your bed. Then you’ll want an exterminator AND a home inspector.
dwight7476 11
Get exterminator and stay out for a week
dwight7476 11
Get exterminator and stay out for a week