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Heavy sleeper

By tootles - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was kicked out of my parents' house, so I ended up sleeping in my truck bed because I had nowhere to go. I was then awoken by a "beep beep beep" noise. I was being towed. FML

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You deserved it 6 362

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irishfever 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:52

Assuming you're an adult, you can't expect your parents to take care of you forever... time to grow up

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:55

Maybe the parents called a tow truck? Doesn't necessarily mean he was illegally parked.

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spectreU98 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:07

aww that sucks man! what's with everyone hating on you anyway? Nice assumptions people have going on.

tko 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:11

#12-- it makes an ASS out of U and ME !!!!!!! lol

so_me_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:16

It's unfortunate that you got kicked out. Parents do usually have a reason though. I don't think previous commentors are so much "assuming" as they are "inferring.". That is, of course, barring the possibility that your parents are unstable, which is entirely possible as well. However, I think it's FYL for not having any friends with couches you could crash on for a few days while you either work things out with your family or find a place of your own :(

Kamazar 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:34

This raises like 15 different question. Can't decide between FYL or YDI. ... Meh, pick yourself up and dust yourself off, this wasn't too bad.

fortunesque 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:40

I agree with #1... anybody that I've known that's been kicked out of the house has been a failure at life because of horrible choices and they KNEW the right thing to do. Also, if you've been kicked out, how are you using a computer?

videokid2000 10

Friday 16 March 2012 21:58

Maybe they have an iPhone.

sarah2144 14

Sunday 24 June 2012 17:02

One time, my mom was screaming at me for sleeping in (it was the weekend and I had nothing to do all day). I actually yelled back for once and she kicked me out of the house. I am definitely not a failure at life; she just has issues.

smokegrindsleep 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:44

Maybe the parents are doing the drugs. Don't assume one way or the other. Get all the facts before you make such acenine judgements.

ryan__h 1

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:45

did you know it was coming.....because that could be the difference between a FYL and a YDI

Cpt_Insano 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:02

#10, a purely FML movie would be awesome.

audereyy 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:03

hahahaha wow what happened?

rxxk 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:12

stop doing drugs

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