yourclotheslookgay
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Rotherham, United Kingdom
Happy Pride everyone!
Today, my mum visited. Even though I live under my own roof now, I caught her continuing her old habit of throwing out any clothes she thinks make me look "gay". FML
Top comments
marcranger 29
Now you can throw her out in turn! Some parents just don't get it, and never will.
hardcorefan16 22
That's your stuff, she shouldn't be doing that. Your not a little kid anymore.
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Comments (36)
Laphog 17
Gay as in really well color coordinated and fitted? Or rainbow leotards with cocks on them ? It's the subtle differences .
obewonstrangeone 18
I'm a little concerned as to how the ****** will make her quieter. If anything, I would expect them to make her complain more.
SecundusSecunda 27
Most gay people I've come across have really good taste when it comes to dressing up etc Your mom just wants to keep controlling you, man
Redmond64 16
Maybe you need to "throw her out" of the house
gopackgo97 13
why is she going through your clothes?
apineapple 40
Because old habits die hard. However, it is his house so it is unjustified.
Ayasha_fml 12
And sometimes, the owners of said habits should just die hard, like if they're homophobes.* *Note, I realize some are not afraid of gay people so much as angry or have a hatred for them. Replace -phobe with the correct ending word and it still applies.
Tripartita 45
Because nothing screams hetero like "my mom approved all my cloths!"
Thor1012 28
Cloths?
themermaid_a 14
grammar fail
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
She's just helping the gay ones finally come out of the closet. What's the big deal?
musdesimd 18
Ive tried so much to tolerate n b patient with my mom, years n years of her going through my stuff, rearranging things, taking things, misplacing, gossiping, backbiting, talking down; now im 36 with 2 kids; i hav gon down to her level; i take her stuff n purposely hide it; if she left something behind i hide that too; im about to burst frm anger just talking about her
Tripartita 45
Well, you may be 36, but you don't type like you're a day over 16, Musdesimd. ;-P
Sayeret_Matkal 18
What?
Sansational_ 18
#28 kek
Tomryan279 10
How about you throw her clothes out
meatmaeta 21
OP, do this.
ZirePhoenix 10
gay people don't actually 'look gay'. that's called TV and media brain washing.
laurelfire 15
Unless you're an ovulating woman, in which case you have incredible gaydar.
JpTheGreat23 19
YDI