Transportation: Dressed for success

Dressed for success

By anonymous - 28/07/2012 13:26 - Lebanon

Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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Well rested

By Anonymous - 27/06/2025 00:00 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, after a long airplane trip, I arrived at a hotel hoping to get some rest at last. At around 2 AM, my older daughter (13) suddenly got up to start yelling things while sleepwalking. My younger daughter (4) slept all night peacefully, but I realized she had forgotten to put on her nighttime diaper. FML

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By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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Poor planning

By Anonymous - 18/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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Flasher

By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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Delays expected

By stampslife - 28/11/2014 08:00 - Canada - Agassiz

Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

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princesskb 1

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:28

I didn't realize taking your pants off on a plane was a thing people did.

brinaaa_fml 4

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:28

Well, are you a guy or girl? That makes a big difference

Comments

DotDootyDot 17

Saturday 28 July 2012 23:19

You do realize that an airplane full of strangers is not your house?

lostfaithinpppl 19

Saturday 28 July 2012 23:28

What the hell is wrong with you, OP? Who the hell does that? I have never seen anyone take their pants off on the plane.

AznSamoan52 10

Saturday 28 July 2012 23:43

*slow clap* Wow, Op. You have out done yourself. You managed to scar everyone on that plane. Even the little, poor, and defenseless kids who had no idea the unfortunate circumstance that would befall them. YDI for taking off your pants to sleep and forgetting to put them back on!!!!! Now those poor people can't unsee what has been seen. ( I have written this comment assuming the worst case scenario in which Op had no underwear on. Regardless of Op being a man or woman.)

mosquito19 14

Saturday 28 July 2012 23:52

were you raised by chimpanzees?

BH1126 11

Sunday 29 July 2012 0:33

OP, you're stupid so I'll break it down for you. Taking you shoes off on an airplane = OK Taking you shorts off on an airplane = NOT OK

BH1126 11

Sunday 29 July 2012 0:35

Your*

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 29 July 2012 2:17

You actually got "you're" right. There was no need to correct yourself. -_-

raraisbang 12

Sunday 29 July 2012 23:20

I assumed 86 was correcting the statement "taking you" to taking "your."

botdfSGTC 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 0:42

Don't do that one again.

Ceejay1 13

Sunday 29 July 2012 1:08

This is the first time ever hearing someone taking there shorts or pants off while sitting in the plane .

lilcici98 3

Sunday 29 July 2012 1:17

Sounds like something Harry (from one direction) would do (:

ballbearing 10

Sunday 29 July 2012 1:28

I would like to know how the hell you managed to get the shorts off while seated on a plane!?! I wanted to take my shoes off on a transcontinental flight but was top goddamn cramped and had too much pride to step into the isle to do so. And I am a rather tiny female. But yes, you deserve it! Wear comfy pants for travel everytime!