Sleep and Health: Dream Baby Dream

Dream Baby Dream

By Sleepless - 03/02/2014 13:29 - Australia

Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML

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By so sleepy - 24/04/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, as a lifelong insomnia sufferer, I was having an awful night. After tossing and turning in my bed for several hours, I decided to try sleeping on the couch. Not only did I finally fall asleep, I was having one of the best dreams of my life… Until my neighbor’s brat had a tantrum at 6 a.m. FML

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By Sleepless - 04/08/2016 18:44

Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML

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By dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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By amy - 20/07/2019 02:09

Today, I had a dream about sleeping, which is a dream I have frequently. I’m exhausted even when I sleep. FML

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By SeeingLlamas - 17/04/2012 09:38 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

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Night terrors

By Anonymous - 25/09/2015 20:14 - Germany

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML

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By just about pissed off - 11/08/2013 17:24 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML

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By sleepless - 20/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my insomnia started back up again. It was too late to get something to help me sleep so I was lying there wondering what I should do. I decided to listen to some ambient music. It helped a lot, but when I was about to fall asleep my parents decided to start doing 'it'. FML

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By anonymous - 26/03/2015 03:43 - United States

Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML

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LET ME SLEEP

By Goth - 07/12/2021 19:59 - Sweden

Today, I reached a total of 3 doctors, 1 therapist, 1 psychiatrist, and 5 prescribed medications, all because my body refuses to let me sleep. FML

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ohishkabibble 21

Monday 3 February 2014 16:01

Were you by any chance watching videos of cute baby seals and listening to Rhi today? Because one theory about sleep is that it's about information processing; that is, our dreams are a result of us consolidating memories from our day. For example, that's probably why my girlfriend has so many dreams that play out like video games, since she plays video games every day. Don't worry too much about your weird dreams, OP!

Kamon97 23

Monday 3 February 2014 16:29

It's amazing at how little people pay attention when reading FML's

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olpally 32

Monday 3 February 2014 16:49

Damn, that's awful and hilarious. Good luck getting sleep!

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Monday 3 February 2014 16:53

Looks like someone isn't friends with the monster under his bed ....

davek 36

Monday 3 February 2014 19:27

Or the evil monkey in the closet.

xsarax_fml 10

Monday 3 February 2014 17:03

Oh god I thought it was just me with the weird dreams. I feel for you. The weirdest dream I had was me dressed in all black, breaking into people's apartments with a look out watching. Then I would plunge their toilets violently. Idk what my brain is up to at night sometimes..

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 3 February 2014 17:22

Was the horse's name Mr. Ed? I didn't know he could sing as well as talk. Sorry about all your problems, but if you can write down your dreams, you might have a career in short fiction.

Relf 19

Monday 3 February 2014 17:38

Wait, people arnt saposed to be dreaming that? Well then

Neighborhoods 8

Monday 3 February 2014 17:51

what is wrong with Rihanna?

perdix 29

Monday 3 February 2014 19:33

#33, she likes hoarse singing.

shortemogirl 10

Monday 3 February 2014 17:52

I have weird dreams to last night I dreamt if red and blue teams being good and evil run by my uncle and evil wins till it became a yellow makes less sense when I write it down