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Brain bug

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door…" I'd forgotten about that option. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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wow duh! brain fart??

dear god. holy shit, what to do without keyless entry!!!! OMG

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You are an idiot, OP. Please do not further pollute the world with your genetics.

jasmiin_fml 0

lmao!(:

Isn't it ironic how her name is : And I'm an A student

this is why women don't drive

PapaCool_fml 0

Let me guess - is your hair colour blond?

Wowwww.... I didnt know Paris Hilton posts on FML :))

Um, why did u put that in quotations.

Lazy adds. I don't have a car unlock/lock button.

BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!

Are you blonde? Just kidding. We are so used to everyday comforts that we sometimes forget what to do when we don't have them anymore.