Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 918 You deserved it 49 037 Share Tweet Share
Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML I agree, your life sucks 40 163 You deserved it 2 561
Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML I agree, your life sucks 32 000 You deserved it 2 396
Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 352 You deserved it 648
Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 678 You deserved it 3 911
Today, my now-ex fiancée actually took another man’s penis out of her mouth and had the audacity to shout, “Babe, it’s not what it looks like!” FML I agree, your life sucks 1 994 You deserved it 158
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML I agree, your life sucks 34 372 You deserved it 2 581
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)