Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 919 You deserved it 49 037 Share Tweet Share
Today, I received a notice that if I don't move the abandoned vehicle from outside my house it will be repossessed at my expense. My car isn't abandoned. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 915 You deserved it 4 249
Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 794 You deserved it 6 973
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 312 You deserved it 3 706
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 102 You deserved it 1 685
Today, and since I found out that I'm pregnant, I've been sober. I used to smoke weed to help with me depression and anxiety, but now I can't even take prescription medicine for it. I'm about to throw hands at this point. FML I agree, your life sucks 933 You deserved it 396
Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 413 You deserved it 460
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)