Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 920 You deserved it 49 042 Share Tweet Share
Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 379 You deserved it 7 880
Today, I’m a good man, ready to settle down and build with a good woman, but no one wants to take a chance and build something with me because I'm temporarily living in a homeless shelter. That doesn’t make me unworthy or undeserving of love. FML I agree, your life sucks 290 You deserved it 268
Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 786 You deserved it 8 954
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 867 You deserved it 30 291
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 445 You deserved it 2 908
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 975 You deserved it 7 533
Today, I was messaging a new friend when she mentioned her dad was cooking dinner that night. I jokingly texted, “Oh no! I’m sorry!” Turns out her dad is a professional chef. FML I agree, your life sucks 283 You deserved it 1 238
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 168 You deserved it 77
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)