Bosses, Awkward and Work: Awks… - FML

Awks…

By dotcomboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss asked me to call his new phone to make sure it's working. When his phone didn't ring, he looked at my phone to confirm I called him. My boss then saw that I'd entered him into my phonebook as "Douchebag." FML

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Top comments

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:01

YDI for putting him in as "Douche Bag"

Crunchy_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:06

his phone didn't ring, you could've played it off like the douchebag was someone else

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deaditegirl 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:10

YDI for being that unprofessional.

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:11

YDI, so badly. What were you thinking? It's really unprofessional.

wbrycem 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:18

Who cares how unprofessional it is? It's his phone, he can put whatever names in there he wants. It's unprofessional for the boss to be looking at his employee's cell phone.

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:28

Well obviously I care, otherwise I wouldn't have made the comment.

yeagerdarling 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:06

_Noon_ has been the douchebag.

biiiiizzzay 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:11

YDI. you should never EVER write or say anything bad about yer boss because they will find out.

Vilen1025 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:21

That is actually quite funny - sorry, man. *giggle* lol

plexico 3

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:25

Do you work at Massengill?

rell969 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:42

You definitely deserve it. I mean who the hell does that. I call my boss many names behind his back but in my phonebook I just hav him as his name because I do most of my business on my phone and I don't want to accidently put him down ass any of the names I call him on accident. That would be very unprofessional.

shining_star 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:46

he has no right going through your cellphone...unless its a company given work phone, then he has no reason or right to go through your phone, THAT is unprofessional. it's an invasion of privacy and he deserves to be called a douchbag.

bebe29 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:47

Hahah, Thats how I have my ex listed in my phone.

Nacirema20 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:52

lmao... niceee.. YDI.

Pastor_Rich 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 21:20

ooops... to bad but you deserve it

brobbenb 0

Friday 16 December 2011 19:47

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