CoalRose
United States
Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML
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CoalRose 16
Hey guys! OP here. Wasn't expecting this to post, so this was a pleasant surprise! Just made an account to give the follow up. :) The weather was really nice so I had decided to go out in the back to read and get some sun. Somewhere between reading and laying down I fell asleep. I'm not sure what really happened, but I'm assuming I startled it with a snore or batted at it in my sleep, because the next think I knew I woke up with searing pain in my nose and staring face to face with a snake. I'm fine, luckily, as the snake was just your household garden/garter snake! Unfortunately the piercing, bite, whatever you would like to call it is too off center to wear. :( But yeah! All your comments & puns have been his hilarious so far.
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myeverydaymylife 21
You'd be so screwed if you were in Australia...
Nathan_Henry 15
A whole new meaning to snake bites
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myeverydaymylife 21
You'd be so screwed if you were in Australia...
Flyndaran 10
Obviously, because snakes hanging from one's nose is so hot right now in Aussie-land. Fashion, am I right, guys?
lfrider92 21
I thought the snake bite piercing was the lip
MandieL 27
A snake bite piercing is two tongue piercings, one on each side of the tongue.
NinjaDitto623 14
No snake bite piercings are one on each side of the lip. I've had multiple friends with them.
brengonerogue 18
that's a venom piercing
Ava_Darkflame 26
this is a train wreck, okay, #2 OP was pierced BY a snake. he/she didn't actually get a piercing for jewelery.
Ravensmoon666 19
Two lip piercings is snake bites, sideways through the tip of the tongue is snake eyes and one on each side of the tongue is venom bites.
MrConcise 34
#13 - "Had"? Did they die from piercing or tattoo infections?
MandieL 27
Well with all the new piercings that have come about maybe they changed it, cause it was sure called a snake bite when I got mine done, in my tongue.
thatguynamedsky 32
@39 some people dont stay friends forever
Nathan_Henry 15
A whole new meaning to snake bites
logicnazi 18
Does the new meaning mean the snake bites you? I think this is the original meaning of a snake bite.
weswheatley 14
No, a snake bite is a type of piercing
Ichiya 29
Yes but the piercing is actually the newer meaning.
1DisGR8 32
Oh god please give a follow up. I hope you're okay, at least not poisoned
Calingaladha 21
Snakes are venomous, not poisonous :P but I'm sure OP is fine if they wrote an FML about it. Non-venomous snakes can give some nasty bites, too.
CoalRose 16
I'm totally fine! Was a clean through and through and it was just a household garter snake. It itches a bit but is otherwise fine. ^^
tantanpanda 26
#60, most snakes are poisonous, but only some are venomous. Poisonous refers to getting sick when ingested.
Jowisee 29
I believe they meant poisoned in the sense of being ill from the venom, ie the venom poisoned them. You don't say you were "venomed".
Calingaladha 21
#83 No, but you do say envenomated. :)
HarleenQuinzel19 14
That bites…
ohSNAPyall 26
That bit.
wesleyc2110 22
At least it was free
soulxreaperx356 9
I'm surprised he didn't give you snakebites XD
Liyuesigs 8
If it's free, it's worth it.
Xion0014 20
If herpes is free, is it still worth it?
ShowMeKay 20
#10's comment was clear sarcasm. No one would actually think a snake bite to the nose is "worth it" lol
Ihavegas 22
thats so hardcore dude! so metal!
Abhinow 7
that was a nose kisssssssssss