Nearly Spring By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 13:59 Today, I only open my curtains in the morning so my plants won’t die. Me, I leave in the dark and return in the dark. The only time I see the sun in winter is during lunch breaks and weekends. FML I agree, your life sucks 755 You deserved it 208 Share Tweet Share
Today, I bought a huge 1kg bag of catnip and told the delivery driver to just leave the package inside the door. They then left me a soft plastic bag full of catnip. Guess who came home to two stoned cats and a messed up house… FML I agree, your life sucks 321 You deserved it 1 062
Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML I agree, your life sucks 54 165 You deserved it 8 843
Today, I told my parents that I was going to stop being so hard on myself all the time. They responded by calling me a narcissist. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 352 You deserved it 187
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML I agree, your life sucks 4 060 You deserved it 299
Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 793 You deserved it 8 675
Today, I had to shit really bad while I was in bed with my girlfriend. Luckily she was sleeping. I didn’t want to be obvious, so I closed all the doors, crept into the bathroom and sat on the toilet. I accidentally let out the loudest fart. I got a text saying, “Walls are thin, you good?” FML I agree, your life sucks 1 830 You deserved it 372