Snitched By sixxie - 29/01/2010 05:10 - United States Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 089 You deserved it 2 309 Share Tweet Share
Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 049 You deserved it 4 455
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 062 You deserved it 214
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 966 You deserved it 4 578
Today, I ran a stop sign that was completely obscured by foliage, in a city I was unfamiliar with. A city bus then T-boned me. My car is now totalled, and I’m afraid this will now go to court. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 715 You deserved it 411
Only a few short days remain until the new season of Game of Thrones begins! The FML Team is pretty excited, in case you couldn't tell. I agree, your life sucks 674 You deserved it 269
Today, I began my ritual of my afternoon wank. As I was about to finish, I noticed my dog staring at me from across the room. We shared a longboard stare as I came, and I can't look him in the eyes the same way. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 014 You deserved it 5 023
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML I agree, your life sucks 37 720 You deserved it 7 864
Today, I bought tickets to Walt Disney World for myself and my 6 year-old. She just announced she's afraid to ride an escalator, to the point of tears. FML I agree, your life sucks 814 You deserved it 176