Scatterbrain By Rendered - 21/03/2022 12:00 Today, I tried to write a journal entry about my day, but since I've become so used to going on tangents, my daily entry did everything but talk about my day. FML I agree, your life sucks 289 You deserved it 583 Share Tweet Share
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 179 You deserved it 527
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 711 You deserved it 10 460
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 774 You deserved it 8 336
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 004 You deserved it 5 238
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 534 You deserved it 187
Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 924 You deserved it 1 742