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    How did you screw up so bad?

    By Anonymous - 15/09/2023 04:00

    Today, after I made a new Google/YouTube account a couple of weeks ago, I failed to realize that the name I made on YouTube also relates back to my Gmail. I've been sending professional, work-related emails under the name of "Poop McNugget." FML
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    Spooky Season

    By Vladislav - 20/10/2021 11:00

    Today, my best friend and I watched the "OK Google" horror short film. It's about a ghost that controls a Google Home device. Right after the short ended, my Google Nest Mini came off the wall and stopped reacting. Neither of us was near it. FML
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    Triage

    By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 05:02 - Germany - Emden

    Today, I realised that Gmail has been sending lots of important messages directly into the spam folder, where I never saw them. All were from people who I had either contacted myself, or had regular contact with in the past. One address even had a filter on it, specifying, "Never send it to spam." FML
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    By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 18:00

    Today, my walk of shame may have been caught by the Google car. FML
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