Abalaschabalamanama By help meeeee - 14/03/2021 17:01 Today, and ever since we watched a documentary about televangelists scamming people, my boyfriend randomly imitates them speaking "in tongues" because he knows it freaks me out. He's really good at it as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 789 You deserved it 161 Share Tweet Share
Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 586 You deserved it 244
Today, it's been a week since my mother died. She had no life insurance and was over $20,000 in debt, plus her hospital/funeral bills. My father wants nothing to do with me as she was a one night stand and he never paid child support. I'm behind on rent and bills because I'm injured from work. Thanks for nothing, mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 493 You deserved it 143
Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 597 You deserved it 257
Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 200 You deserved it 2 164
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML I agree, your life sucks 61 084 You deserved it 3 911
Today, I went in for I thought would be an interview for a promotion, but turns out there was no interview set up, and they'd already decided who would be the next manager. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 543 You deserved it 129
Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 875 You deserved it 5 500
Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 609 You deserved it 14 265