TecoChaparro

About Tecochaparro

Artist, health educator, probably not over my emo phase. Looks younger than actually is.

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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Mobility
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I moderated this!
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Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It's in the can!
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What'ch'all looking at?
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YDI Master
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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A new thumb
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Tecochaparro's favorite FMLs

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By textfail - / Saturday 28 February 2009 17:03 / United States

Today, I found out all the "work meetings" my husband has been going to wasn't him having an affair after all, but him attending a neo-Nazi group. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 July 2016 14:10 /

Today, my friends renamed my dog, “Dog Vader.“ Yes, my dog has asthma. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lua / Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:09 / France - Laon

Today, my boss lost the company a very lucrative contract I had worked on for weeks because he wouldn't tolerate the client's "disrespect." The disrespect? Asking him to not interrupt her or put words in her mouth during a conference call with her employees. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TheGreatSquirrel - / Monday 4 January 2016 22:10 / United States - New Berlin

Today, my grandmother insisted that Mexicans sacrifice humans every year as part of their Catholic religion. The Swaggart guy on TV said so, and apparently, he can't be wrong, ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wtfiswronghere - / Tuesday 8 December 2015 18:36 / United States - Jacksonville

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TecoChaparro

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The Mixer

Checking you out

Mobility

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

It's in the can!

What'ch'all looking at?

Judgmental

50 favorites

YDI Master

One more and it's business time

Santa Claus

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

Keen reader – Level: student ninja