About Cynoblaze
I'm a man who likes to lie and cheat on his PREGNANT FIANCÉ! So far, I've done it a total of 4 times in this past year and a half(or at least that's how many times I've been CAUGHT)!! I'm NOT a "country" boy nor am I caring, emotional, or tough..in reality, all I do is sit around the house of my 70 year old ex-foster parent. While in my room, all I do is play video games on my Xbox and PC and then yell at and/or whine to my pregnant fiancé about how she's being unreasonable and bitchy for wanting to spend time with me or play video games with me..then after I make her feel completely worthless and make her cry her eyes out..I enjoy ignoring her and pretending to be tired so I don't have to apologize(which I rarely do or mean anyways) and then after she's given up, I get on sites like this and pretend like I'm something that I'm not to get chicks to HOPEFULLY send me nudes or at least stroke my ego!!! Aren't I just a GREAT man, ladies?!?✌?️?
Cynoblaze - Followers
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Cynoblaze's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
The list of badges to find
Cynoblaze's favorite FMLs
By joe rogan fucking sucks, dude - / Sunday 27 April 2014 20:51 / Australia - Warwick
By IbetIgotAIDS - / Monday 12 September 2011 16:15 / United States
By Anonymous - / Sunday 24 April 2011 04:10 / United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 May 2009 17:13 / United States
By Poopy / Monday 12 January 2009 16:19 / United States