Opportunist
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07
By Mr_snuggels - 24/12/2014 20:05 - Canada - Toronto
By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa
By AOart1st - 21/11/2014 03:25 - United States - San Francisco
Hello, OP here. I've notice quite a few comments similar to this. So, I'll set the record straight on why my cat is "bigger", instead of assuming I'm a bad "cat parent". My cat has a metabolism disorder... Which means he doesn't have the same working digestive system as a regular cat. Which was caused by genetics from his mother, who was also an obese cat that also had a metabolism disorder as well. He was always a bigger cat. But now as he's getting older I've noticed his size increasing. I have talked to the vet about this. Since, Micky (my cat) is in good health, she just suggested to slowly make my indoor cat an outdoor cat, to try to make Micky more active in his daily routine, we also made changes into his diet. Every Time I let Micky outside I watch him, since he is not originally an outdoor cat. Therefore, it was a coincidence that Micky was feeling very adventurous as was trying to climb the fence, pooped himself, and fell in it. I agree, **** the cats life... But, guess who had to clean the mess?