Opportunist
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By agony - 17/12/2011 03:29 - United States
By DocBastard - 17/12/2011 02:29 - United States
By Oily - 16/12/2011 09:08 - New Zealand
By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States
Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.