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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.