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By Stuckinacar - 30/05/2016 20:43 - United States

Today, I left the FL Keys at noon for a five hour drive home. It's been four hours and we've gone 50 miles of a 300/mile drive. Dad won't stop to use the bathroom, I had to pee in a cup with my whole family in the car or pee in my pants. FML.
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ThatOnePolarBear 13

How much traffic did you encounter to go 50 miles in 4 hours?

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noreallywhat 17

Should have just made the ultimatum pull over or I am pissing on the floor. Seriously you have to mean it. He would have pulled over.

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ThatOnePolarBear 13

How much traffic did you encounter to go 50 miles in 4 hours?

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False_Stupidity 41

That's one hell of a traffic jam. Must have been a serious accident down the road somewhere. I've had this happen to me.

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more2erotica 8

This reminds me of the scene in the movie "Rat Race". I'm quite sure that your family will not exploit the situation and refuse to let you use the restroom on any other occasion. Should you feel the need to return the "favor", remember it for when you go on a drive.

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noreallywhat 17

Should have just made the ultimatum pull over or I am pissing on the floor. Seriously you have to mean it. He would have pulled over.

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