By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin
The Top
By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 20:57 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul
By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom
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Let's get loud
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By immature - 18/09/2014 19:20 - United Kingdom - Reading
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Special announcement
By tired - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By ealovan - 24/08/2015 04:18 - United States - Des Moines
ealovan tells us more.
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Biker
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Pure evil
By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown
Timing
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Snow Day
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Humble pie
By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 16:46 - United States
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Crude
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By TheVengefulGeek - 13/09/2015 21:28 - Canada - Hanmer
WretchedOnyx tells us more.
OP here. Can't believe this actually got published. Insight time: we've been stuck in the little-to-no-money rut for a about a year now. The detergent we had smelled like hospitals and that weird plastic-y smell you get hit with at the dentist's office. We finally have enough money to get the stuff that has an actual scent instead of whatever "clean breeze" is supposed to be, so it's a small victory that is actually quite symbolic to us. Your comments had me laughing. A lot of you are right; enjoy the little things. You tend to miss out if you overlook them :)
By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States
Get out clause
By lanz4949 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 06:24 - United States - Tucson
By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States
Keywords
op here. it's always cool when your FML gets posted because in a weird way it makes the situation a little bit better lol. just some clarification, i started this job a little over a month ago and when i went to the orientation, they gave us $15 dollar gift cards. it was after a 9 hour shift when this sweet old man asked for some change. i remembered i had this gift card in my wallet for a month now and figured he would benefit from it more than i would. i was tired and it was dark outside, but i should have payed more attention. once i realized this mistake i quickly went back to my work, and luckily he was still there. he was very sweet and figured i handed him the wrong card, i gave him the right card and now everyones happy. i'm just glad it was him because god knows what any other person would have done with it.