Today, after sharing my library app account with my sister for years, out of revenge for sleeping with her boyfriend, she removed the holds on all the books and audios I’ve been waiting months for. It could be half a year before I get any of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that someone found my lost library card, and instead of returning it, took out multiple items. If they don't return them, I'm on the hook to paying over $100 for them. FML
Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML
Today, I tried to return a library book sneakily to avoid the overdue fine. I slid it on the counter but the scanner screamed, lights flashed, and the librarian announced my humiliatingly overdue name like a game show host. FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML
Today, my sister trashed all our family's antique books, saying, "I don't want a thousand old books written by dead white men." They were family heirlooms from the 19th century, and the whole collection was worth thousands. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML
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Top comments
D J's MOM 17
hello KAREN... entitled much? Not only did you sleep with your own sister's boyfriend but you're pissy about your library crap. you're sooo lucky that's all she did. Ida bitch slapped a ho. you my dear are scum. YTA!!!!!
Crowned Sataness 12
I would have done much, much worse to you. you did that to your own sister, how could you?
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Comments (10)
Razath 17
Sounds like you should be happy that's all she did, tbh. Also, yes, you're an asshole for sure - as is your sisters BF, because it takes two to tango.
D J's MOM 17
hello KAREN... entitled much? Not only did you sleep with your own sister's boyfriend but you're pissy about your library crap. you're sooo lucky that's all she did. Ida bitch slapped a ho. you my dear are scum. YTA!!!!!
Crowned Sataness 12
I would have done much, much worse to you. you did that to your own sister, how could you?
FluffythePink 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Nasty bitch.
ImperialAgent 2
Well deserved and you deserve a lot worse.
Lost Reggie 22
You totally deserved it. Libby demands loyalty.
poopface82 25
Count this as light revenge. You deserve much worse, like being covered in bullet ants.
Karmarocks946 9
What you did to her was exponentially worse and neither a crime nor a betrayal. You deliberately betrayed her. YDI
MistressAfrodite 5
wtf is wrong with you
great_nate 26
And then you post it. How much attention do you need?