Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML
I stink
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Let it go
Today, while my nephews got ready for school, my boyfriend walked into the bathroom to ask me if he could accompany us to the bus stop. Unfortunately, I couldn’t hold my diarrhea anymore. As he was asking, I began to loudly relieve myself. He looked at me in shock and just said, “Oh okay, I’ll fuck off now.” FML
whatchagonnado
Victoria, Canada
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
megomania
United States
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Megan
Weren't there two girls?
Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
How romantic. Maybe tonight you can return the favour.
FYLDeep 26
"Cumming in your backside" does not equal "enema".
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JoshTheMaggot 8
Did you like it?
Doortje 30
How romantic. Maybe tonight you can return the favour.
lovexbox 8
Best comment.
thepieguyisi 4
What's so bad about that?
reganera 0
why why why???
renjay 0
haha bistro :p
littlemissdqgirl 8
Now that's love....
MaximilianMarche 0
what's the dq stand for?
agm2010 0
dairy queen.
BWill9014 4
I hope it's Dairy Queen since I worked at one
littlemissdqgirl 8
Yep:) dairy queen. Work there for 4yrs and still love the food
soldier4life_88 0
mmmmh dairy queen!! I've been stuck in Fairbanks Alaska for three years!! haven't had dairy queen since I got here!!
erikaa1123 4
I live in Alaska too! I wish we had better places here.
VannahNTabbie 0
there's a dairy queen in 3 locations in Alaska. not to hard to find.
aktooki 0
you know ak is like freakin huge right? and i lived there and all three dq's are like 6-8 hours away from fairbanks
FYLDeep 26
"Cumming in your backside" does not equal "enema".
I_R_Genius 3
Oh FYLdeep, how I've missed you and your comments so very much. Will you have my babies please. *faints if you say yes.*
FrenchToast94 0
lmao!
kbourco 0
what's enema??
Doortje 30
It's google, that's what it is.
allmidnighteyes 11
It's 1/4 of a Blink 182 album.
italiangurrl 8
#10 you made me chuckle. :)
roxckinhenn 0
ikr!
EmoLittleBish 0
xD
saleha97 4
haha, #63
Jonkbaby 23
#63 you made my boner last 4 hours
banana_buddy 6
You had a boner for 4 hours and you didn't do anything about it?
quite_bored 9
It's an idiot asking for definitions when they can just Google it and spend 1/50 of the time.
aims14 0
this just made my day (:
talktomandybaby 8
i agree:D thank youuu alllll for bring comical:D ;*
talktomandybaby 8
being*
twilightluver347 7
jb! yeah!
babiebuntin 7
agreed! ^_^. :)
xXSlimShady24Xx 0
hey #92 your picture made my penis shink 3 inches
danilols689 11
also 93s username..
danilols689 11
I ment 92s
Gondile 4
My icon gives everyone boners. Yes, even women.
musicbunny 1
#63, you're an a*****e.
musicbunny 1
same with #103.
musicbunny 1
sorry not #103 I meant #96
losmiserables 0
#112 has the best reply to a comment ever.
figmo 0
you've never heard of a 'wine float' then now have you.
daaron 3
that's sick unless it's a medical condition
freakin0ut 0
why the hell else would she need one.? most likely not for pleasure. enema's are also used for blocked bowels.
TheOmen46 1
most likely for the boyfriend to have anal sex with her
donicus 0
lucky you.