Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I locked myself out while taking the trash downstairs. I was wearing pajamas, slippers, and a winter coat over nothing else. My neighbor offered to help, then spent ten minutes trying not to laugh while I explained that my keys were sitting on the kitchen counter. FML
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Top comments
kfj19 0
im sure if you walked out into the hall nude no one would have an issue with it.
BeeSkwaird 0
* girl
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Comments (75)
loveisalie2 0
sucks to be you bro!
BeeSkwaird 0
* girl
kfj19 0
im sure if you walked out into the hall nude no one would have an issue with it.
tingting1 0
haha depends who they are
Tsumetai_fml 0
#29 mercy you nearly killed me XD choked on my gum when i laughed and spent several minutes coughing
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #9.
redbluegreen 41
I agree with #37.
Intoxicunt 6
Damn you, mercy! I waited for like an hour or something, constantly checking to see if a #36 had appeared so I could say basically the same thing. You beat me to it! Now it's spanking time.
Intoxicunt 6
*Considers her options*... Meh. *Spanks* :D
redbluegreen 41
I'm glad I came back. I giggled so much. XD I feel loved.
zee209 0
Wow! That really sucks. I've only dormed for one year when I was in college, and I would have hated if my roommate did that to me.
zack767 0
just streak through u could get a girl that way
brittanyrmh_ 12
OP is a girl, bud
pattysays 0
Lol this happened to my friend as well who's a boarder, and she got really pissed off at my other friend. this used to happen to me as well when I used to be a boarder, but thank God those days are over. FYL. I understand your feelings.
Ashley868 10
Says a woman posted this, and yet everyone thinks it's guy.
ico2 2
this happens a lot. just man (/woman) up and walk back to your room as nature intended!
moonlight_daze 8
You should've walked out naked.. Walked quickly and hoped little to no one saw you. Hopefully if I was in the dorm, I would've saw you though. :D
BeeSkwaird 0
People with bad grammar don't deserve to see the goods.
moonlight_daze 8
STFU.. It's too bad that those 100% grammatically correct sentences were too long and complex for you but that shit just isn't my problem.
moonlight_daze 8
Is this better for you? "You should've walked out naked (walked quickly and hoped little to no one saw you.) Hopefully if I was in the dorm, I would've saw you though. :D" Do you understand my comment now, dumbshit?
moonlight_daze 8
Or was it the phrase "little to no one" that you didn't understand? Think of mathematics. Think of "zero to five people". And yes, that's 100% grammatically correct.
BeeSkwaird 0
Wow. Chill. "Few to no one" is what you wanted. Seriously, chill out.
BeeSkwaird 0
What does gay butt sex have to do with anything?
BeeSkwaird 0
Oh, and *if I were* and *would've seen*, if you want to know.
BeeSkwaird 0
And your attempted "correction" added another error: no end-of-sentence period. (You put it inside the parentheses by mistake.) I blame the education system.
Xx_f_us_all 0
just walk around in the nude. unless you have to shave no one should hav a problem