Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, it was mine and my fiancé's 4 year anniversary. What did he get me? Nothing, but I did find out he's been cheating on me with multiple women. Guess I’m back to 0 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
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Top comments
Sourcandy86 0
Send him anthrax
aback 5
Your anniversary gift was him letting you know he's not worth wasting any more of your life over.
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Comments (75)
PumpkinTarte 0
Poor you.
spiffles 0
That may or may not be a bit of an understatement...
the_stereotype 0
that is one of the saddest things i've read on this site. your boyfriend is a jerk.
missmontreal97 4
your bf is an asshole. and your sisters a *****
Sourcandy86 0
Send him anthrax
Intoxicunt 6
Agreed. Win.
CinderBrick 13
Smallpox is more painful though
JellyBeann 0
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Haha sucks for you ! Oh well thats what yu get for not fxcking him right he had to go with your sister! so do him right next time!!
devinashley 0
serves her right? are you kidding me? your one of those dumb people who say they deserve it over something that they don't have a say in or they don't control. I pity you. OP, I'm really sorry that that happened. in sure it's been a while by now and your over it, hopefully, but he was a douchbag. I do believe in second chances but only for the truly sorry. I hope it all worked out for you. :)
olive47_fml 0
you c***
JellyBeann 0
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and about timee no one was like 1st !!! shit is getting old and annoying !!!!
toink 0
first
sjks 0
second
Pulcherrimus 0
I assume that since this didn't end with "I dumped him," that you didn't.
genius_man16 1
That's a dumb thing to do. It's kind of implied that she dumped him after this. Unless something happened since yesterday night and it's become normal for people to stay with their BF/GF after they cheat. @OP: your BF and sister are both cuntrags. I say you take a shit in a bucket or something and then go to their place and pour it over their faces.
Rodiles 0
Dang that sux!
Nathananagiya99 0
you deserved it for celebrating an anniversery with your boyfriend
moonlight_daze 8
You're an office worker? Damn.. FYL
Vaetrus 0
Could have been worded better. FYL
BenignScientists 0
Must have stung stung like a hornet with an ice pick ...