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Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

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christophbak 14

Piss on him to show dominance

larrena2377 26

I hope you punished the little shit.

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larrena2377 26

I hope you punished the little shit.

Jowisee 29

And make sure your spouse knows about it too, you need to nip attitude problems like that in the bud. Is there an issue because of his real dad? Perhaps he's encouraging bad behaviour towards you.

Standupmast3r 18

I think pissing on someone is a little mire than attitude.

baileybrooke13 15

Is he supposed to be accurate sitting down..?

teentee401 37

Boys don't usually pee sitting down.

Sangue0608 26

I do believe that was the point #2 was trying to make.

MandieL 27

I know a lot of boys (men) who pee sitting down. Lots of wives make their husbands so that the wife doesn't have to clean up the "splash" on the walls and floor. I'm not one of these wives btw.

itsme82 18

He did what now? I seriously hope he's like two and doesn't understand what he did.

pokemyeyes 23

If he was 2 op wouldnt be referring to him as satans spawn, from this we can deduce that he is older and a ********

Smooth_Criminal 24

No... 2 year olds are demon spawns.

thisguy22 33

They don't call it the terrible twos for nothin'...

ryannmichael 17

Lock him in the bathroom at night. Problem solved

ApollosMyth 22

That's how you get your children taken away from you.

christophbak 14

Piss on him to show dominance

WitEluded 13

Tomorrow night, pee on him

cmchappy 25

Your picture makes this 10x creepier therefore 10x funnier

maydayyparade 27

Pee in HIS bed when he's sleeping. It'll show him who's boss in that house

sgdigaetano 3

And what did his father have to say about all this?

llamingo 8

OP is male so mother I think

Saxicolous 27

You mean you might be less.... Pissed?

jenninator93 18

God damnit I knew this pun was inevitable. Surprised it took 9 comments to show up honestly lol

Saxicolous 27

I almost didn't post it because I wasn't sure if people would hate me for it, I guess not!

thisguy22 33

I only liked it because I imaging David Caruso saying it while taking off his sunglasses.

RealSuperSand 21

Shit on him in his bed to show your dominance.