dear god why
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Noise annoys
Today, my parents were screaming so loud about who clogged the toilet that a neighbor called the police because they thought someone was in danger. FML
Top comments
ElricMustang 23
It really isn't that serious. Unclog it and move on; they need to relax :/
fsomelife 26
Plot twist: the neighbour clogged the toilet.
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ElricMustang 23
It really isn't that serious. Unclog it and move on; they need to relax :/
Enslaved 38
Honestly, if it were my mess, I'd have no problem unclogging a toilet butt I really wouldn't want to deal with someone else's turds!
Pyrotecnicty 9
Was that suppose to be a pun?
cakefete2 31
No, autocorrect is just a pain in the ass. Just to be clear, that's not a pun either.
shakile78 7
Someone in the house needed bowel relaxitives
incoherentrmblr 22
...And I thought the toilet seat argument was bad...
Door_Productions 19
You must have a big house for them to have to yell instead of asking person to person
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Or they might just be people that shout about everything.
9echo 17
#28, your username with this FML...hahaha.
Ian7890 23
it has no relevancy with this fml
psychomomma19 12
Sounds a lot like my boyfriend. #Annoying!
Mauskau 36
If you're using 'hashtags' in normal conversation and outside of twitter, you are the annoying one. If your bf is annoying enough to yell over a toilet then you're probably better off without him.
kasmol 16
He clogged their toilet? Do you live near the OP, or is your boyfriend a roaming shitter?
chickenfeet223 11
Agree
psychomomma19 12
#HatersGonnaHate
psychomomma19 12
#HatersGonnaHate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haddiej 21
It's like nails on a chalk board...
StillUsesMyspace 22
I like how based on your username you're a mom and only have a bf. This thread is a very mature attitude example for your children to see.
cryssycakesx3 23
actually 12, they seem to be the perfect amount of annoying for each other. anyone immature enough to use "#hater" deserves relentless annoyance.
Mauskau 36
It's okay, she thinks she's an awesome mother by having a boyfriend that yells over meaningless things. She can keep him if she likes.
jojimugo 20
#30 shut up Meg
Danny_Boy12 13
#3 There's no punctuation in hashtags.
psychomomma19 12
He's the father of my child, btw it's just the internet. Stop being a lil bitch an move the **** on!
psychomomma19 12
I have a BABY! He can't read! Get the hell over it #AnnOyIngPEopleOnTHeInternetThatWantToKeepFightingOnComments!!!!!!!!!
psychomomma19 12
Lol
psychomomma19 12
#54 says the one who uses the word "Halla" on his profile lmao
peceout 29
They were just in deep shit.
Ololo_fml 16
I shot the wrong asshole, now I'm in deep shit!
Zebediabolical 45
I will never understand how people can not know how to plunge a toilet. It's a basic modern life skill like changing a tire or setting up a tower computer. But then some people are just lazy and leave that kind of stuff to others.
RedPillSucks 33
I don't think it's a question of not knowing, but rather an issue of whether person A should deal with person B's turd blockage.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm referring to the person who originally left it there. And all the 'I clogged the toilet' FML's in the archives.
blondeamazonian 18
Just a crappy situation, all the way around...
zandalee 20
Your house sounds like my parents house! They live in redneck heaven.
sonasonic 34
OP has a very crappy life.... at least OP, you did not do it.... or did you?
AmexBlack 24
If I were you id offer to unclog the toilet for your parents so they stop shouting, then explain the shitty situation to the neighbour so they stop worrying.
fsomelife 26
Plot twist: the neighbour clogged the toilet.
warsun 27
To cover up, the neighbour called the police thus leading to the FML....... I can see that
cakefete2 31
Law and Order SVU: Shit Vandalism Unit. We're number 1 when it comes to number 2.