Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
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Top comments
WeAreScrewed 3
Aw shit.
that1guyyy 12
Shit happens
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Comments (75)
WeAreScrewed 3
Aw shit.
Damn_Hippster 11
That's a shitty situation... I'm sorry I couldn't resist.
deviable 9
You can always resist. Mostly because it isn't funny anymore. At least try to be more original if you're going to make a shit joke.
flockz 20
14. **** you.
Rob777 0
Swag.
nava1210 12
I bet you feel like shit..
WeAreAHurricane 14
The dog wasn't done...and neither were you
c00lguy90 0
Sounds like a... takes off glasses SHITTY SITUATION, YEAHHHHHHHHH
c00lguy90 0
Sounds like a... takes off glasses SHITTY SITUATION, YEAHHHHHHHHH
iam_yummylicious 12
Sounds like *takes glasses, breaks them, and shoved them up your ass* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Keyman1212 14
This was just a thread of shitty puns.
bluekid7 5
Looks like the shit's on the other foot
HetaliaFreak 10
Hey, shit happens!
whoopdydoop69 6
Shitception
unitedfan11 0
Could you guys cut this shit out?... Aw shit.
zachherbert 10
Yea, these puns are starting stink. I'm tired of this shit, and all this crap better stop
xcowboys 0
Urine; because "shit" is getting played out.
13FTW 9
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKEEEERRR!!!!
WordSmyth 2
The next asshole that makes one of those shitastic puns should have his mind wiped. Poop.
SirObvious 1
I don't see why urine to this shit.
tanneriscool 2
All these shit puns made me poop my pants.... I'm gonna go wipe now.
evilteddybear 0
Take off your shoe and burn it on someones doorstep;)
OneNightStan 2
Unlucky...
iBanana 17
No, OP just has shitty awareness of his surroundings.
instnt1nfction 17
Badum tsss
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yeah, when you keep doing the same dumb shit over and over, it isn't luck. No pun intended.
EatnBeef 7
Walk on your hands:)
m0tl3ycru3 0
I don't understand why people let their dogs shit wherever they want then not clean it up.
shumdit25 0
Now that is one big pile shit!
That0therguy 4
Shitty pun.
crinx034 0
Shitty bread.
gizmo323LA 0
Shitty Cat.
ejones1991 0
Shitty coments
ejones1991 0
Comments** I'm going to get reamed for that.
mdtdnb 7
2 big piles? ;)
that1guyyy 12
Shit happens
Garytt 0
What a shitty situation
sandyandellie 5
well done! (to OP and commenters with overused puns)
Falcon212145 0
am at the top!
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Op your left foot was lonely.
tit4tat22 3
That's shitty!
That0therguy 4
This is the part where I chew you out for making a shitty pun.
eddieyes 0
You know, accidentally stepping on shit brings you good luck , and you just got doubled .
Lintu_26 23
Accidentally stepping on shit makes you angry and smelly...x2 in OP's case
Icecream93 4
Is that what your mom told you when you stepped in crap all the time?
dompa2011 0
I hate the look of your face
k010sweetygurl 5
That sucks FYL
nciolfi 0
Haha get out of that lawn before the shit hits the fan!!