Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Top comments
Anti_Sora 31
Why would you need to tell your parents that? They should know they should do that.
Spark_Slicker 19
Why would you have to even convince them to do that in the first place? Do they WANT their kid to see them getting it on?
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Comments (75)
Anti_Sora 31
Why would you need to tell your parents that? They should know they should do that.
R2Y2 22
Just a hunch but I think 1 understands that.
Murilirum 23
Motivating OP to move out maybe?
DoomedGemini 38
They can't just be the mature adults they are supposed to be and talk to op?
Spark_Slicker 19
Why would you have to even convince them to do that in the first place? Do they WANT their kid to see them getting it on?
vikky538 29
They forgot they have a child.
PePziNL 20
They are just too busy making a new one.
fezhafeez 12
play sinister music loudly while they're getting it on. problem solved!
whysobeachy 37
Sad love songs would work, too.
sturschaedel 27
Any music they really hate would work.
igg125 30
Invite people over, maybe then they'll get the hint.
Cyrus00 41
Or it could go horribly wrong..
ImAFaker 29
Or you could make money with a porno... Just sayin'
Logical07 16
What the hell is wrong with them? They better shut the door, it's ******* disgusting. If they won't I would spread this shit to every relative alive embarrassing the two as much as possible. wtf
Lightyuriman 9
at least it's in their bedroom, i've walked to the bathroom and they were in the living room, good luck convincing them
jairolover 25
fyl
walker9879 25
Oh that's nasty. Get them back by jerking off loudly.
Cyrus00 41
Because that's really gonna help
cornyrob 33
Put on a cheerleading outfit and cheer them on!
Nomaddict 14
This is going in my "Top 10 most disturbing to picture FMLs". I'm sorry OP
GigaPudding_fml 24
My brain is desperately trying to answer the question "why would they do that?!"
tech1200mk5 6
That's just ******* disgusting. Your parents have some SERIOUS mental issues. Sorry, OP.
Logical07 16
This is sick indeed I'm not even joking. Should be also illegal since it's plain obscene, if the son is a minor it's even ******* worst. I wouldn't hesitate to got someone in a very shitty legal trouble for this kind of ****** up behavior.
Badkarma4u 17
Yeah but if it's your parents, you might just talk yourself and your younger siblings right into foster care. Damned if you do damned if you don't. FYL OP.
Logical07 16
No, that's not my parents, I would have slammed the ******* door so hard they would have been scared shitless or at least in a very bad mood for proceeding in their disturbing show. I would have exposed them with the relatives, then talked about this with other people too and as last resort something like that. In any case it's totally fair for a kid to be preserved by mentally issued parents if shit gets very deep and even dangerous. In case the parents are just big idiots but not utterly insane, I think the threat to get in trouble should be enough to "convince" them to stop it and do their things privately as it's ******* expected from any decent parent.