Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
I'd be extra alert if I were you, OP. She might be brewing herself a Polyjuice potion, and who knows what she'll on your wedding day. Try not to eat any floating cupcakes.
wesleyc2110 22
Would that be something borrowed or something new?
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Comments (75)
xlasxtchanxce13 22
If worst comes to worst you could get a wig
ohSNAPyall 27
Cover up the spot with a fascinator.
Ms_ValS 27
Don't worry about it OP, your stylist/MUA will be able to work wonders with some extensions. As for your sister, when she gets married, I think a reverse mohawk would be in order.
wesleyc2110 22
Would that be something borrowed or something new?
LFrodriguez9 14
Something Borrowed
snarkytruth 37
It has definitely made her "blue"!
Odiz747 23
Maybe she's jealous? Very jealous that is
crudeandrudeguy 29
This is why they coined the term "justifiable homicide"...
nakm74 10
snip her hair off and see how she likes it. FYL
laden_swallow09 35
Nah. Rip it out.
Soniarita 18
wax her hair off. >:)
atlien247 16
Hair today, gone tomorrow!
whysobeachy 37
"Hair today, shaved patch tomorrow" FTFY
cacheson 42
Just think of it as an opportunity to be creative with decorative head/hair pieces!
whysobeachy 37
I suppose OP's pretty stressed as it is, though. But good luck, OP!
schreibergx93 19
Actually good reason to not sleep so heavy.
randomguy76 14
Love that you act like that is something controllable.
itsme82 18
Well you're just a dick face.. Aren't ya now?
sylvienoir 18
God forbid OP is tired from wedding planning and nerves. Probably the first night of sleep she really got.
schreibergx93 19
Sleep cycle, circadian rhythm, etc.... It is controllable. It's trainj fm your body to do things. How do you think your body can tolerate hat sugar coated latte you get at your coffee shop? Your body adapts. How can you live in a cold or hot climate? But you're shocked when you go to the opposite and are fine a few weeks later? Your body adapts. I'm a dick face, yes. Downvote if you like. Unless there's a medical condition which causes such hints for OP, it is controllable. Learn some Biology, you'll be fine. I promise.
DLBL 23
You think OP should change the rhythm of her entire life because some C cut her hair? You're nuts.
schreibergx93 19
And, yes, I invited all of your replies. Because I am, indeed, a dick face.
RusticChick 27
Only suggestion I have is to purchase a wig, possibly? Bumping the wedding causes wayyyy too many problems. Best of luck, OP! Sorry your sister is a bitch.
Tripartita 45
I'd be extra alert if I were you, OP. She might be brewing herself a Polyjuice potion, and who knows what she'll on your wedding day. Try not to eat any floating cupcakes.
saifnaqvi11 21
I love this
Kinglue 17
Shave a chunk of hers and glue it back on