Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
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Top comments
Reider022 16
Their problem for not putting a sign on the door, either that or you picked out some good drugs.
MandyO 15
At least you'll never have to see those employees ever again.
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MandyO 15
At least you'll never have to see those employees ever again.
Dreamsorrow93 24
It was still a shitty situation to be in.
resno007 6
poopy situation lel
Brandi_Faith 34
Not necessarily true. I go to the same drug store every month to pick up my prescriptions and I've been going there for years. I also go there to pick up some makeup or milk or whatever when I only need to grab 1 or 2 things.
TheBelt 19
O.P needs to lay off the beans.
cwowm 22
what a shitty situation you're in
ZelmaSlayer 30
Take your shitty pun and flush it down the toilet... Oh wait.
RoboCunnilingus 23
I can't give you a thumbs up, but I won't give you a thumbs down either because the urine pun saved this comment.
bingalingading 12
that joke is waaay overused
Exodus9 10
Let's get it out of they way. That's a pretty shitty situation.
slingerslasher 24
Someone already got it out of the way it was shitty enough the first time around too
Milk_Emperor 8
This happened to my ex-roommate once, except it was my gramps fixing the toilet.
tormcn 26
I'd imagine, like your gramps it would be worse since they have to fix the toilet.
KayDee29 31
What are the odds?
mexican_music 13
1 out of 173
Reider022 16
Their problem for not putting a sign on the door, either that or you picked out some good drugs.
peceout 29
English isn't my first language and when I read "drug store" I was super confused until I realized what they meant. It happens everytime hahah!
Reider022 16
With some of the law changes that have happened who knows what kind of drug store they're talking about haha xD
zahidnasir 22
Shit happens.
sarahyep 17
Here comes the shitty situation puns.. But honestly that would of been an awkward encounter, on the bright side you probably won't see those people ever again
KayDee29 31
That first sentence you decided to type out is just as bad as the puns.
NotAKumquat 4
As is every first comment regarding the puns. oh well
SammieIsabella 15
All you need to do is smile awkwardly as you make your way to the door and become one of the many stories they tell of why they hate their job and would like to quit.
swanheart 35
That's why you always do a test flush before using an unfamiliar toilet. If it makes you feel better though - you're not the first person this has happened to, nor will you be the last
nonsensical 26
if everyone does a test flush that's a huuuuuge waste of water... I don't like your idea, I'm sorry
IDerive 12
It doesn't waste water... What it does waste is the electricity and time it takes to clean the water to reuse it...
swanheart 35
No need to apologise, I think I'll survive! :)